Sunday, 10 December 2006

Darwin's theory of Evolution - a load of Rubbish

Why do old people shop in super markets on Saturday?

Darwin called it evolution - rubbish

Being a grumpy old woman/man isn’t the result of nature, its nurture.

It takes years of training to perfect the art of complaining and being grumpy.

To ensure the tradition is continued we have to recruit new candidates.

Now if we went up to a youngster and asked them to join the “Grumpy Training Scheme”, they would just sneer.

That’s why we have to use a more subtle approach.

Get them complaining young.

It works.

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