tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134297146610182773.post7742162744284871291..comments2023-10-06T09:21:00.338+01:00Comments on Grumpy & Farting: YesBut I only want to go for a walk.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134297146610182773.post-70958905164742497322007-04-26T02:06:00.000+01:002007-04-26T02:06:00.000+01:00Sounds like tourists on both sides of the Atlantic...Sounds like tourists on both sides of the Atlantic are quite similar! (April usually marks the beginning of the invasion here in Washington, DC)globalchameleonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06361063934401744256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134297146610182773.post-67150043822904112992007-04-21T10:40:00.000+01:002007-04-21T10:40:00.000+01:00Bear-napped. Do you remember that woman who took t...Bear-napped. Do you remember that woman who took the soft toys left in memory of Princess Diana?<BR/><BR/>Last week I had to stop children collecting flowers in the park, their mother was watching them with a look of joy on her face - look at my clever twinky- winkies. “Take control of your brats you stupid woman”.Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14636243032603946641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134297146610182773.post-48342223434518641672007-04-21T09:42:00.000+01:002007-04-21T09:42:00.000+01:00"football shirted snot-nosed ice-cream eating brat..."football shirted snot-nosed ice-cream eating brats. " HAAAAAAHahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Where Granny lives, on Isle of Sheppey, the usual population is 33,000. This doubles in the summer, due to visitors, lots of them living in chalets along the coast. They push and shove through the town, stretch right past your face in shops to take something from the shelf in front of YOU, let doors close in your face. They are so rude rude rude rude.<BR/><BR/>I snuggle right down in Mummy's handbag and stay hidden. And she zips it up over me so I don't get bear-napped.<BR/><BR/>Safer home in my garden.....<BR/><BR/>But I don't like people to have barbecues. Too smelly. We have to jump up and shut all the doors and windows to keep the pong of lighter-fluid out of the house. Not funny when it's hot.<BR/><BR/>Poo.B.T.Bear (esq.)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15921871273684847038noreply@blogger.com